Some of  My Favorite Quotes


Whether we bring our enemies to justice or bring justice to our enemies, justice will be done.

 (added by me -- ...every single one of them, AND their friends, AND their families, AND ANYONE WHO SO MUCH AS SMIRKED ON THAT DAY.  All of them.)

- George W. Bush
Thursday, Sept. 20, 2001



64,999,987 firearm owners killed no one yesterday. Somehow, it didn't make the news.  


"To my mind it is wholly irresponsible to go into the world incapable of preventing violence, injury, crime, and death. How feeble is the mindset to accept defenselessness. How unnatural. How cheap. How cowardly. How pathetic."  -- Ted Nugent

It takes a village to raise a child, but it takes a marine to raze a village.


When the SHTF, I'll go down with a cross in one hand, and a Glock in the other.


"In Texas , even the vegetables are made of meat" -- Lyle McDonald  


Haven't been lucky for so long, I have just been re-virginized. Got my virgin card back in the mail today.


What if they held a war and no one came? Why then, the war would come to you. -- Bertolt Brecht


People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.  -- George Orwell


I would like to take you seriously but to do so would affront your intelligence.


"The Era of Osama lasted about an hour, from the time the first plane hit the tower to the moment the General Militia of Flight 93 reported for duty."


Pigs: Not only a source of entertainment but can also be used for food.


True friends visit us in prosperity only when invited, but in adversity they come without invitation.


"Celebrities... is there anything they don't know?" -- Homer Simpson


"I'll wage they found no bullets in his back."  -- Jim Bowie's mother after hearing of his death at the Alamo.


Silent leges inter arma.  (Laws are silent in the midst of arms)


A gun in the hands of a free man frightens the autocrat, not because he fears the power of the gun, but, rather, the spirit of the man who holds it.


He had nerves of iron, a fine eye for targets and a weakness for automatic weapons.


Yes, my Caesar,
this Empire too shall fall...

...So very sad, this "
America " was such a good idea.


"Arms discourage and keep the invader and plunderer in awe, and preserve order in the world as well as property . . . "  -- Thomas Paine, (1775)


Stand up by God! Those are bullets not turds!


"I shall NOT go quietly into the night!" US Army, RVN 71-72


Unfortunately, too many people confuse the democratic elections of leaders of a republic for democracy by accepting the rule of majority opinion in all affairs. – Rep. Ron Paul


I practice common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me ineligible for public office.

Reality bites.  When it does, some people can't even be bothered to acknowledge the bleeding.




Still a Republican and a killing machine, but now only 60% evil!


“If you will not fight for right when you can easily win without bloodshed; if you will not fight when your victory will be sure and not too costly; you may come to the moment when you will have to fight with all odds against you and only a precarious chance of survival. There may be even a worse fate. You may have to fight when there is no hope of victory, because it is better to perish than to live as slaves."  -- Winston Churchill


As I age, I still love my fellow man. However, my tolerance for stupidity has decreased dramatically...


Pain Is Good:  Extreme Pain Is Extremely Good!


Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggie" while you're looking for a rock." -- Will Rogers


"Those who beat their swords into plowshares plow for those who keep theirs" -- Ben Franklin


"They've got us surrounded again, the poor bastards." -- General Creighton W. Abrams, Jr., Battle of the Bulge, December 1944.


Except for the police officers in the yard and the dead guy in the flower bed, it's a home and a neighborhood where any of us might live.


I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with typewriters.  -- Frank Lloyd Wright


"Oh you are from Europe ?? Which part? The one whose ass we saved or the one whose ass we kicked?"


If you fail the first time, shoot again!


Morior Invictus - Death Before Defeat


"Start a man a fire, and he is warm for a day. start a man ON fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life"


I used to be lean and mean, now I'm fat and ferocious!


"Now they will know why they are afraid of the dark.   Now they will learn why they fear the night." -- Thulsa Doom


When you introduce yourself to a girl and she responds with, "You don't remember me, do you?,"  your best bet is to just walk away.


Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty or give me death!  -- Patrick Henry, March 23, 1775


Christian, AMERICAN, Heterosexual, PRO-GUN, Conservative.  Any Questions?


I'm the 82nd Airborne, and this is as far as the bastards are going!


If everyone is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.   -- Gen George S. Patton


The Second Amendment…... America 's Original Homeland Security.


"In the Warsaw Ghetto, in Solzhenitsyn's Gulags, some people woke up to the idea that resistance is NOT futile."


Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene" -- Homer Simpson


It's better to have it and not need it, then to need it and not have it.


The NRA's main motivation is being friends with those "shakers and movers" in the Beltway.  One activist made this analogy: "The NRA desperately wants a seat at the table, even though the host feeds them dog food and makes fun of them in front of the other guests." --


"A firearm is like a fine woman. You take care of it and it will take care of you. You don't take care of it and it can be a real Bitch."


He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man.  Islam is a religion of beasts.


Be polite. Be professional.  But, have a plan to kill everyone you meet.


Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray to God my guns to keep,
If I'm dead when you wake,
It's because my guns they came to take.


"Panic sweeps my men when they are facing the AMERICAN MARINES." -- CAPTURED NORTH KOREAN MAJOR


"YOU give peace a chance. I'll cover you in case it doesn't work out."


"In the new world we have entered, the only path to peace and security is the path of action.” -- GW Bush


Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom must like men undergo the fatigues of supporting it. -- Thomas Paine September 12,1717


Men of honor never stand for ANY question of their integrity.  Liberals on the other hand, are so used to being called liars, that they don't even notice.  

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